The Coal List

As we enter into the days before X-mas we hae to recognize those persons who deserve a big lump of coal.

1. Crazy VA Congressman who hate. This politico breeds hate, you get a lump of coal.

2. Denver International Airport- 5,000 flights canceled because of the snow arent you supposed to be the ebst at dealing with weather. Lump of coal.

3. Brittney- She's gone crazy. Commmando, marrying the leach, and hanging with another crazy. Kingsford!

4. 2.2% increase for federal workers...damn that sucks. these guys didnt do anything bad and they are getting coal.

5. Majority Leader for a five day DC work schedule, umm its better that these guys are back home then in DC.

6. Rosie O'Donnell- I like people who speak their mind but shes just picking fights with people. Coal.

7. The higher ups at Apple for screwing me and bringing out a super awesome laptop three months after I buy what was supposed ot be the best. F'ing bastards. You get a cart of coal.

8. Bush-- Ha ha ha ha --For everything.

9. Farm Bureau girl for making me think to much.

10. Me- for being an ass, for being dumb and a jerk- Coal.