Fish Tacos in DC

I need fish tacos...Im trying to figure out the sauce they put on them and well I cant. I can look on line i guess but that ruins the adventure. So i have asked around about fish tacos and the best palce apparently is in VA. VA nothing good comes out of VA. I refuse to go over there so my quest continues...It reminds of Sir Gallahad's quest when he stumbles on a keep of virgins. He is drawn to this keep by a grail shaped signal light but thatnaughty Newt lit the light to ensnare unsuspecting questers. I am close i can feel it. Why doesnt califronia tortilla sell fish tacos?