House Warming Presents

So my mormon friends just bought a house...they should have moved to CP with the rest of us but they prefer the Hill. I am very excited for them. Most Americans savings are tied up in their home, which is a good thing but we still need to work on our savings rate...anyway. having fullfilled the American dream and become real adults we have to applaud them...thus the House warming present.

I am tyring to think of a good house warming present...I was thinking surfer welcome mats, or a basket of mangos, maybe some dish towels or a grille...some super cool mixer! In the past I have given a badmitton set, lawn darts, velvet dogs playing poker,bar sets,anything with the House seal on it....

Then it hits me...

I have the perfect present...

A life size statue of Joesph Smith for their front lawn.

I love my mormon friends!

Congrats on the house!

O God, protect our going out and our coming in; Let us share the hospitality of this home with all who visit us, that those who enter here may know your love and peace.