Saturday night i put back a number of tasty brevages mainly the mango majito. The mango mojito was dubbed a "Girl drink" which I disagree with and for God's sake it isn't a Sea Breeze! Now we were at a latin/spanish place and everything there is a little exotic and laced with tropical fruits. So what defines my drink as a girl drink...a number of people had regular majitos and those are rum and sugar. Isn't that girly drink? I guess this goes to a more basic question, are mangos girly? If so then I am a huge girl because mangos rule everything. mango sorbet rocks, mango ice cream would make ben and jerry's its bitch, mango salsa is the condiment that can be used on everythng from tuna to spam...if that is the case what makes a mango majito a girl drink? If you are on a sailboat or a tropical island on vacation you can have a million pina coladas and not feel weird about it. If I am a latin place then why cant i have a little drink to unwind, so what if it is mangolicious.
Save the mango mojito save the universe!
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4 comments:
When I was in Aruba I ate dozens of mangos. I would just sit on the beach with a mango and a knife and go crazy. BUt then again, I am a girl!
where did you have said mango mojito?
That is a gay drink. Anything with bright colors is sort of fem fem.
But a giant Pineapple cut in half with a giant straw on a hot sunny beach is ok. It shows you don't care and you're on vacation.
But then again if you're man enough to drink a bright colored drink in heavy populated hipster bar then I actually think that reverses the fem fem. Infact it makes you more machotastic! It show"that's right, I like bright colored drinks... so what?"
So keep on with Mango Mojitos... you fruitcake.
mangoes + bagoong = manly
mangoes + mojitos + beach = manly
mangoes + mojitos + silver spring strip-mall-wannabe-hipster-bar = girly
it's ok though, because you had the coolest sportcoat. bravo.
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