I purpsoely brushed by her in the cafeteria.
"Hey!" she grizzled out not looking at me as she starts to glance up, "Oh Hi Walt." She has one of those smiles that always knocks me out.
I smile back and say, "Good Morning."
"So how was your night?" she asks.
"Ran my streak to 26 and kept my deaths to single digits." I blurt out.
"Excuse me?" She says.
"Call of Duty 4 great game you should play it so I can shot you." I gleefuly say...man Im scoring huge points with this girl.
"Yeah you are a weird one arent you." She states.
"Of course I am. Hey see that big guy TCUBOB he's a newbie to the game and I light him up like a cigarette." i snicker.
"Sounds like a truly winning game." She says as she starts to gloss over.
"It's great, best first person shooter in ages. You should come over and play?" I say.
"I'd love to!"
Oh crap she said yes, now what.
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Show her a good time. However you want to.
And good luck, but be yourself.
woohoo! go go go! go show her you're the man on COD4...and for her. =)
WHIP IT OUT, MAN! WHIP IT OUT!!!
The other PS3 controller, that is...
Here's what to do:
Take her back to your place - make sure you've set up the PS3 in your bedroom. Also, make sure there's no chairs in your bedroom - the only place you can sit is on your bed. And make sure your room is CLEAN. Sparkling fucking clean. Ditto for the bathroom.
When she comes over, sit on the bed and get to COD4.
Important: DO NOT MAKE ANY "MOVES" ON HER YET. Of course, if she jumps you, roll with it.
But typically, she'll be a bit nervous so you'll have to build up trust by not touching her. Of course, she'll be expecting you to bust a move but by not doing so, you'll have trumped all the other guys.
After a while of playing, you're hungry, tell her it's time to get something to eat. Stay local, have a bite and then back to the bedroom for more COD4.
Now, she's comfy, she's also wondering why you didn't hit on her. Maybe there's something wrong with her, maybe she's unattractive. Her defenses are down.
Now's your chance. Work it.
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