Drink tequilla, red liquor makes you angry
If dealt a 5,6 or 8,9 in the pocket during Hold Em it will lead to a straight so go all in.
Don't order calamari ever except at Capital Grille
get enough sleep
Iberia airline only responds to Spanish Speakers
Befriend the smart geeky guy
After a scary movie it is ok to sleep with the lights on but not the TV
You know not everyone drinks so have some soda water and mixers for them
Introductions go from person of greater imporatnce to lesser importance: Congressman I would like to present blah blah blah. Blah blah blah I would like to present Congressman.
Eat your fruits and vegetables except peas throw those things out
The national food of Iceland is the hot do so eat a hotdog in every country you visit
No blackberrying or texting from the bathroom
If you talk on your mobile phone in public people are allowed to comment on your conversation
Support Real Madrid and Arsenal
Learn to tie a bowtie
never wear a turned up wing collar tuxedo shirt with a black tie thats wrong and 80's. That shirt is reserved for white tie events.
Send your thank you notes
Dont look at porn on public, family or friends computers thats wrong
Its OK to punch someone in the mouth if they insult your girlfriend, wife, daughter, mother
If someone is in a fight with a family member its ok to crack a chair on their back
Never discuss money
Eat conch fritters but never eat the chicken feet
Take as many pictures as possible of everything in your life
Journalize your travels
Can you fend for yourself? The advice given to people in Nordic nations in
event of war
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Sweden said the new advice follows a worsening security situation, by which
it means the war in Ukraine.
7 comments:
Barca rules!
i do agree on most from both lists, especially turning on the light after a scary movie.
now why do we have to turn off the TV though?
answer: Sadako! (the Ring)
it's posts like this that make your blog one of my favorites; quiet, unagressive, insightful.
calamari -- ok to get it if it's grilled.
don't forget bayern munchen!
I'm still hoping you'll say, Always carry a handkerchief. To me that's the sign of a real man or is it a true gentleman? Hm, I guess that's what I think of you, a true gentleman.
I like the ability to comment on people's conversations if they're talking on their phone in public. Although could they just argue that it's like having a conversation with anyone? I think it might be more fun to answer them as if they're actually talking to you.
What if your sister makes a comment about your wife?
Also I would add saying "bless you" in elevators. classic.
Please just add..."NEVER FLY IBERIA". More to come on that piece of crap airline.
hey Blue Ryder! to add up to your angst, there is an online ad that says 85% on the fares via Iberia.
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