Monday, April 28, 2008

Rules

Go Vote in every election.

Dont leave anyone behind, except when they are being a prick then it is OK.

Always wear an undershirt.

Read the Paper.

Always get the Cheese plate.

Don't sleep with a friends ex.

Go to opening day no matter what.

Dig huge holes at the beach.

Always ride waves, body board, surf board, a raft. Its the closest thing to being one with God and nature.

Check your oil

Ice cold coke and a slice of lemon is great a slice of lime is better.

24 hours to return a call tops.

The Louvre, the Prado, the Hermitage, MoMA

If you are going to sleep with your girlfriend's friends you might as well ask for a threesome.

Eat all meals with rice.

Is it really better in Europe?...all I have to say is Le Big Mac.

No where the best dim sum is.

Crossword puzzles just do the NYT everything else sucks.

The bonus card at your grocery store saves you money and gives you coupons so use it

stay off the grid when possible

write your Congressman and slam him for a bad vote.

write your Congressman and thank him for a vote.

Go to a warm climate for X-Mas at least once.

If you are bringing your iPhone abroad turn off data roam function.

2 comments:

riss said...

Hey Walt,

excellent list. I was talking to a friend of mine out west about a list like that. I think it's interesting what you decide to put up in your life. How many of these match up to Stuff White People Like?

You've inspired me though, I'm going to try and hash one out for myself. May be good for the long plane ride.

Hokie Girl 99 said...

I like your list. I will make one too. Just one thought... these two rules seem contradictory: The bonus card at your grocery store saves you money and gives you coupons so use it AND stay off the grid when possible