Rules as observed by a friend

These are rules I follow as observed by PW

When dining out with a group, always ask to be seated at the "Godfather Table." It's the really big one - furthest from the door and it's usually reserved for the owner and his friends.

No matter how great a meal, it isn't complete until you've enjoyed a cup of coffee with friends.

Always order desert.

It's always OK to wear a Hawaiian shirt.

It is OK to scream at the TV during Duke basketball, but never during Family Feud.

If you buy 20 of the same shirts, pants and jackets, you'll always know what to wear.

If DC gives you parking tickets, just pay them before they double the fines and boot your car while you are overseas.

If you're going to buy a bar of soap, might as well get the biggest bar humanly possible.

Never go to Whole Foods when you're hungry.

Be an early adopter. It's only money.

Have a playlist for driving to work that gets you pumped up.

Order from Spices so often that anytime the driver sees an order for your zip code, he automatically assumes it's yours and comes to your house with it.