"Can I have a BLT on wholegrain toast please?" Me
'I can't give you a BLT. I can give you a BL. we have no T's" Lunch lady
"I guess I can eat a bacon sandwich" Me
"It's throwing me that there are no tomatoes" Lunch lady
A bacon sandwich isn't as good as a BLT, without the T the sandwich is incomplete. A whopper without tomatoes doesn't taste like a whopper. This salmonella scare sucks.
Charity boss offers Jenrick 'olive branch' over BBC row
-
The theologian who made the claim said he wanted to work with the shadow
justice secretary.
No comments:
Post a Comment