Wednesday, October 15, 2008

No More Debates Time for a Break Dance Battle

Instead of three debates we need to mix it up. How about a break dance battle, two crews in front of the Lincoln Memorial? I think Palin would be a pop and lock queen but watch out for Biden busting out the robot.

How about Ninja warrior competition? I know this might not be fair but fuck em. Maybe it wont have to be a continuous race but elements of it. The nets always stop competitors.

How about Iron Chef President with the secret ingredient hot dogs!!! Good ol' American hot dogs. I think Obama would bust out an LA Okie dog and McCain would do a new moose dog. Moose is so good with some green chiles, yummy.

The debates are so done...

2 comments:

SoNSo1 said...

Amazing Race: Presidential Style.

11 teams of 2 (President && VP) Travel the world doing various tasks.

The first clue. Travel to the City of Brotherly Love.

Uh-oh, a Roadblock! Governor Palin chooses to do it! Drop puck at opening hockey night! Ohnoes!

Next clue travel to Baghdad, Iraq!

Detour: "You either add more troops or bomb more cities!"

"Bob. Wayne. Your the last team to arrive..... You... are still in the Race, but as the last team, you'll have to surrender all your money."

Ohnoes! U-turn! Go back and do both!

"We choose not to yield any team. At this time."

"Does anyone speak English! Taxi! Taxi!"

"My ox is broken!"

"Chuck. Darrell. Your the last team to arrive..... I'm sorry to say, you've just been eliminated."

"This place is really poor."

Congratulations, you've traveled to 15 countries, 5 continents, 20000 miles, you are the winner of the Amazing Race: Presidential Style.

That would be funny.

@margeemateo said...

with the mention of hot dog, i was thinking of the spaghetti sauce with hot dogs. hihihi! =))