So recently I have been obsessing about the size of my pores. I'm not feeling old, as much as one day whilst I was shaving I noticed my pores. Cheese and Crackers it's like meteor impacts on the moon. So I went on-line to check on men's grooming products, ughhh humiliating. I texted Bob to seek advice. I consulted Men's magazines, c'mon Esquire don't let me down. I want a mask that will rip out all the dirt in my pores. Maybe I could stick a vacuum on my face. Frankly I did not find much help. I found more of the 30,000 foot discussion on the need to present well. Im not hip. Im not cool and this definitely was not in the Preppy Handbook. Help!!
So at first I wanted to get this product from Anthony and it was a deep pore cleansing mask. See in these situations a wife or girlfriend would be great I could send them off to get the products. I could not bring myself to drive to georgetown and get this mask.
I told myself that is professional level I need AAA product. I found it in this Neutragena Deep Clean Mask. After my morning ritual I applied the product. My face cooled, and it felt tighter I had a mask on my face. Does this make me Metrosexual, will this lead to manscaping, I have hippy roots maybe a mud pack would work better.
After I washed off the mask, I find myself listening to President Bush's Auto Bail out announcement. My face feels tighter but I dont think I achieved what I was looking for.
3 comments:
What you are looking for is Ponds or Biore Pore Cleaning Strips.
This is silly. Just use soap and water and save yourself a nickel.
i second the pore cleaning strips. upon use, it's oddly liberating to see all all the junx clogging your pores stuck to a little strip. that alone is worth the $4.
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