Saturday, March 28, 2009

CapSwell You're our Only Hope!

Every few days someone comes by looking for money for the Bay, to help them from a life of crime, helping Democrats, and our local EMS. Charity is good and we should all help out, when we can. But stop coming to my door. I get your mail and email and phone calls I don't need eager planet saver coming to the door. The door bell rings and the game is on. For fucks sake its dinner time why are you bothering me. Don't smile kid I might punch you.

"Save the Bay?" says the Eager planet saver.

"I gave at the office literally your federal funds came from me." CapSwell

"But just $30 more and we can..." EPS

"Stop, the answer is no." CS

"Dont you want to..." EPS

"Seriously, not interested. Leave." CS

Stop the home invasion already. I have more steps if the no doesn't stop them. I prefer the, "Look I lost my job and I need to save my money." or "I'm a Republican." Guilt and pressure tactics really turn me off. There has to be a new way to get money out of people.

2 comments:

ART said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA.... what did I give at the office - an M4 or Abrams tank? Maybe the new Navy LCS?? I'm a big giver.

m said...

"I"m a Republican" -- Best. Excuse. Ever.