Monday, March 09, 2009

Fly in the Ointment

So I forget to zip up my pants quite a bit. I don't really notice until I go to the bathroom at work and my zipper is already down. I think Im in such a rush that i forget. But i never feel a draft or breeze. I wonder if people notice and if they do why don't they say something. "Dude, the barn door is open." or "Hey this is a family establishment." So my fly is down from morning dress to post breakfast actionable intelligence. I have not had an afternoon downward trend but its only time.

So now I have to check my fly in the morning. man im getting old.

2 comments:

One Little Seedling said...

I do that from time to time. I'm still confused whether it's the zipper on the pants or me. I know one of my pants had a bad zipper.

It's sorta funny when it happens cause you wonder what goes across peoples mind when they see your zipper down. Some people probably stress out whether to tell you or not,It's like the boogie nose dilemma. Some people are to scared they'll embarrass the person for telling 'em and some people fear that letting 'em go will make them a bad friend/work friend. Heehee. The boogie nose dilemma.

Unknown said...

hmmm .. sounds like it's genetic. lol