My True Callings

Government work isn't my true calling.. I don't know what is.

However, I do somethings quite well.

First, I have magic hands and can give one hell of a massage. It's about getting the right pressure and finding the knots. Most people carry stress in their shoulders and I'm damn good at relaxing those muscles.

Second, I should've been an inventor. I have a knack of making things better and finding solutions to everyday problems. They are flashes that hit me and they come pretty regularly. Better grocery shopping/recipe systems its an iPhone app that overlays store floor plan with recipes, calorie counts, coupons and sales. It can also be expanded to make meals healthier. On the flip side data for stores would be amazing,

Third, manners expert. In this day and age manners matters I can teach everyone to be polite. People say manners are outdated but I disagree. Manners means less angry mobs at town halls, it means less air travel stress, and it means a happier work place. For example, manners are simple. Open the door, say hello and thank you and voila everyone is happier and feels acknowledged. If you feel acknowledged you want to help that person and be nice to them. Brilliant!