Life Alert

So last Sunday morning I was taking out the trash and recyclables and on the last stair to my backyard and thus to the alley I slipped and fell and that shit hurt. Now in my defense it was a bit cold, and the ground was wet, and the last step is a bit longer so it is easy to be thrown off. Plus I have a quark about taking everything to the alley at once, two bags of trash, two bags of recycleables and a small stack of papers. i was setting myself up to fall.

The really ironic part was I was thinking to myself-- what would it be like if I lived by myself and I got hurt-- and as I was thinking that-- down I went.

I have a high ankle sprain, self-diagnosed my parents were doctors ergo I have their doctor genes, and it just stopped hurting. Maybe I do need one of those emergency buttons so I can scream, "I've fallen and I can't get up." I'm an idiot.

Thought: Apple needs to create a panic button/emergency life alert application! Brilliant!