Women's Best Friend is Bacon Theory

In college I knew a ton of girls that watched, talked, loved football. My theory is that I think these women watched football to land guys. Don't yell yet keep reading. Now, I didn't go to a college with a football team we had hockey, so its not like it was a saturday obsession like at VT or God forbid a SEC school. These women would drink beer, eat pork rinds and yell a lot. Yes, I know women can like sports but the number of girls that liked football was statistically too high. So if we subtract the numbr of true fans from those women watching and then we subtract those women forced to watch by their boyfriend, husband or fathers there still is a large pool of women who "love" football. You see these women on game day in their jerseys all done up. "Flacco is really coming into his own. He has flashes of Brady" That is the ultimate use of football to land a guy.

So what does this have to do with bacon. So I think the same thing is happening with bacon that happened with football. Women are using bacon to land men. Seriously what woman wants to eat greasy, fatty bacon? I do know many girls that love bacon but you all are married. So watch a single girl use bacon as a shiny lure. They'll say they like bacon in everything. They would eat it everyday, but if single girls really liked bacon they would put it in their salads, but they don't.

Bacon is a good lure for fishing and women know that...damn them all for being smarter than us,