Peace in the World- Stop Blackberry

From one of the sources that matter on the HIll(NJ-Last Call-01-27-06)

We asked what would happen if BlackBerries went away.

You said:
"Democrats won't be able to get our message out";
"Jonathan Grella will combust";
"Some of the People's Business will get accomplished";
"Members of Congress will have to talk in elevators";
"We won't be able to distinguish staff from interns";
"I would lose my high score on BrickBreaker";
"DC guys may have to ask women out in person";
"That creepy Hill staffer tool sitting next to me on the subway might try to hit on me";
"I won't be able to find out how to GET bigger";
"Will have to re-learn how to make meaningful eye contact";
"I'll have to start paying attention";
"Will hv 2 incr. use of vwls";
"Brownback and Santorum will have to have their direct lines to God re-installed";
"I can't scroll down on the person I'm talking to";
"No one would get the Capitol Police evacuation instructions";
"E-mails will be sent into the BlackHoleBerry";
"Gore would write another book on the environment";
"Kerry no longer gets to prescribe 'Blackberry enemas'";
"My wife will start talking to me in the car again";
"My kids get to know me";
"I will be forced to use the phone to coordinate my booty calls";
"My best friend will be forced to use the phone to coordinate her booty calls";
"I'll discover how unfunny my friends are when they're not passing around mullet jokes";
"No more drunk-berrying";
"No more funny e-mails from Brownie";
"Good bye making fun of Geena Davis";
"It's going to be a lot harder to identify the true douchebags";
"I pick back up with my amphetamines and chimichangas habit";
"People will go back to sucking their thumb";
"The second coming";
"I'd get to enjoy my weekend";
"Government employees would still have to use them";
and "The terrorists and the ninjas will have won."