Rules

I know with your busy life it is hard to get free time but for god's sake go catch some waves.

Black ink is not formal.

Take pictures of everything and everybody

Always have the cheese plate.

Brooks Brothers dark blue blazer rules

The quality of the card stock should help you make a decision.

Eat dim sum and get the giant clam.

Patagonia rules.

Watch Le Tour, relish the mountain stages and watch the dance of the riders.

When you are down about work watch Office Space.

After ten days in China eating at the McDonald's is fine but make sure you get the pineapple sundae.

Always root against Arsenal and the Italians (in everything especially soccer).

Hang with the geek, they are smart, considerate and will eventually rule the world.

Always buy tickets to the gun show.

Eat breakfast whenever you want.

Barbecue only comes from North Carolina.

Always serve rice.

With your suit wear the stripped socks.

Get a roof rack.

Stop flipping off people when they are bad drivers.

Its okay to upgrade your gadgets.

The toaster oven kicks the microwave in the ass.

Don't taunt monkeys.

Wash your feet regularily.

Demand that Chick-fil-a open up on Sundays!

The Bitter End, its a yacht club and you should get on a boat and go.

Stop wearing flip flops at work.