Rules III

If you are on travel and you see something that you like buy it, because you are not going back to Oslo anytime soon.

Drink Orange Fanta in Europe it has 8% real fruit juice

I cant beleive I almost left this one out, thanks Riss...always carry a handkerchief. its not just for wiping your nose.

Yes Thank You's matter.

Dont race sports cars when in your crap SUV you look foolish

wear a rash guard when surfing

fasten Seat belt means fasten seat belt..turbulence and bathroom breaks are a no no

Read People magazine--it keeps you current and always has historical information in it which means you can dominate Jeopardy

watch matinees they are cheaper

Its OK to ask for a wine recommendation

Just kiss her, dont ask to kiss her

arm touches are positive signals

Have you seen Rushmore and Bottlerocket

Dont let people talk shit about spam

dont go to whole foods go to the farmers market same stuff without the prententiousness

Wash your car

have a dog or cat to love because sometimes family members piss you off

Any crispy pork skin dish kills everything on a menu except duck

stop wearing a watch it makes you worry