Sunday, March 15, 2009

3 Days

I have been talking to myself for three days. "Was it the shrimp? No, well it definitely triggered this pain. I think it was that damn mac and cheese. The damn gooey goodness. As soon as i ate that shiat I knew." As I completed that thought, the pain would kick in, literally, it would feel like a donkey kicked me in the stomach. Doubling over I cursed my "iron stomach."

For three days I couldn't sleep: fear of an authorized exit; constant pain pulsing through my body; and the chills. I was reduced to saltines, water and if i was lucky some tea. I drifted in and out of sleep during this time. going from boxers and a t-shirt to full Arctic base layering and back again only adds to the craziness that is setting in.

I have had two small bags of oyster crackers. im not hungry but its been days and im still not hungry.

4 comments:

One Little Seedling said...

That suuuuucks!

I jumped in the waters today and ate eggs... So far I'm doing well. I had a little discomfort but nothing terrible. I'll tell you what, after not eating egg for a year... that egg was pure heaven.

m said...

any better yet? want some arroscaldo? i made some the other day.

Unknown said...

dude hope you're feeling better today. Sounds like you could use some Pedialite or a shot of Jaeger. (perhaps both, Jaeger first chased by Pedialite:))

m said...

jeager is a mistake. do not listen to that bob character.