Hotels

When I stay in a hotel I have impulsive urges which I cant control.

Yes, I drink and snack out of the mini-bar. I want a coke and some Makers. After i saunter down to the ice machine and fill up the bucket. I eat snickers and if there are Pringles they are gone. I love to smoke on the balcony of a non-smoking hotel. I make coffee every morning and after a few sips i realize how bad it is. I won't keep soap, towels, or robes but i love cloth laundry bags.

I'll purchase the most current on-demand movie, Gran Turismo.

I'll order a burger and ask for spicy mustard. I asked for it the way that the President likes it and the operator didnt get it. when I explained she laughed politely.

I always get a wake up call.

No wonder why I want to live at a hotel.