Saturday, May 30, 2009

Two escape pods were jettisoned during the fighting...

I wasn't paying attention during the safety instructions before take off. I was too busy trying to overcome my take-off fear by forcing myself to sleep. Then I heard it, "For our first class passengers make sure to also secure your shoulder strap." I opened my eyes and on my TV screen was a video of a richie rich looking guy, in his first class pod, securing his shoulder strap. Jesus Christ these guys have a shoulder strap which means those first class pods must also be an escape pod and they have to be strapped in. That is brilliant. Full size escape pods.

So first class gets sundaes, drinks of all kinds, slippers, pretzels rolls and escape pods.

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