Cell Phones Foot Soldier of Skynet

Cell phones make people angry a la Hokie's Girls venting about commuters. They cause car accidents like you have been putting back tequila. They make it so that you never are away from work. Govt tracks you, corporations track you. They lead to late night calls and texts. Perverts use them to film people and they cost you some $2000. Your cell phone is a social ill, an economic destroyer, a perverse circuit board bent on your demise. Soon our cell phone will also be your electronic wallet and watch out. Big Brother is your cellphone.