Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Scary Bathroom

So bathroom ettiquette is important to me. Simple never take stall or urinal next to someone and no talking and absolutely no touching. There has to be a buffer zone. I like my privacy and you need the stink buffe. I hate it when I'm reading the paper and someone comes rushing in and plops down next to you and just rips it. Anyway I was in the buildingd bathroom yesterday, when i got there the near stall was occupied, but no one in middle or far stall. brilliant I'll just go to far stall. I get in there pull out roll call and I'm good to go. There usually isnt too much traffic in this bathrrom. When I was in there it was like grand central.

So i'm reading roll call minding my own business when i feel a taping on my shoe. I ignore it at first mainly because I'm creeped out and maybe because it is an accident. It happens again. Bathroom ettiquette breached. "What the fuck?" I belt out. I quickly leave the stall and find sniveling guy looking at me and turning away, looking at me and turning away. We are about ten feet apart and i repeat, "what the fuck, dude?" he just keeps looking at me and turning away. I wash up and leave. The whole time the guy is just looking at me.

Totally creeped out I race back to my office.

6 comments:

One Little Seedling said...

I think you just creeped me out of ever using a public restroom ever again.

CapitolSwell said...

I'm so creeped out now.

SoNSo1 said...

DId you check credentials? He could've been a terrorist.

One Little Seedling said...

Or maybe he had the squirts and was embarresed.

onocoffee said...

At least you know someone finds you sexy enough to masturbate to...

SoNSo1 said...

Maaybe it's one of the ghosts of capitol hill? Ooogie-booogie